Was it Divine Intervention?

A rabbi and a priest are involved in a bad car crash.


Their vehicles are totally demolished but both clergymen are uninjured. After they crawl out of their wrecked cars the rabbi sees the priest`s collar





So, says the rabbi you`re a priest I am a rabbi. Just look at our cars Both are completely demolished and you and I stand here unscathed God must have intended for us to meet and become great friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.





I agree with you totally says the priest This must be a sign from God You will be my closest friend for as long as we both shall live.


Look at this, the rabbi continues. Here is another miracle already. Look here in the back. A bottle of Mogen David wine unbroken.





Surely God wants us to seal our friendship with a drink.


With this, he pops the cork, and hands the bottle to the priest, who takes several swigs and passes it back to the rabbi.





Aren`t you having any?





No the rabbi replies.





I think I`ll wait for the police!

Was it Divine Intervention?
ahahahahahaha. good one. i love the priest and a rabbi jokes... xxx
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Clever Rabbi, lol.!!!


10/10 again.!!!


Cheers mate, still smiling.!!
Reply:heard it b4 but still funny


peace'love=0)
Reply:funny
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:Hehehehehehe...........that is a good one. xx
Reply:haha brilliant thanks
Reply:assuming the cops show up quickly, the little bit of alcohol will not yet have shown up on the blood tests.

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