Does anyone get this joke? i dont...?

The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition.


"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I'll help you win."





"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leprechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.





When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"





"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.

Does anyone get this joke? i dont...?
its very confusing....
Reply:I think it is poking fun at the fact that priests are celibate.
Reply:LOLL Good for that screwy leprechaun.





The sicko who wrote this was poking at the fact that some priests are gay
Reply:no i dont... its very confusing....
Reply:he's a Father, a catholic priest.


he doesn't date, or get married. ever. haha.
Reply:he's a priest; he's celibate.
Reply:He is a preist. Preists can not have relations with women.
Reply:ummmm.....i dont get it either
Reply:It is a nice joke. The Leprechaun was pleased that he had deprived another man of female companionship. Then he realizes it is " Father Murphy " who traditionally leads a celibate ( no women ) life.
Reply:UHHH.....i dont know
Reply:ahaha...being Catholic, i should report this......but of course, being catholic, i dont really give a ****. ummmm.....well were have u been for like forever? priests aren't soppsoed to be with girls, they are banned from that, which is why the do little altar boys
Reply:priests dont marry or have sex, ect. (well actually they do, but there not supposed too).
Reply:He's a priest. He's already given up women.
Reply:He's a priest. it was a lame joke though
Reply:he couldnt do anything with girls, but I guess it was his lucky day cause (Father Murphy) wasnt a girl ! lol its kinda funny

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