i have one for ya tell me what ya think
a old women is sitting in her rocking chair kniting a sweater. lil johnny runs inside, grabs a handful of m+m's shoves them into his mouth, grabs the cat, bites it on the a*s, throws it down then runs out of the door.
the old lady thinks"by god what is that boy doing?"
sure enough lil johnny runs inside a little later and follows the same procedure
the old lady again wonders what her little grandson is doin
5 minutes later lil johhny again runs inside and grabs a handful of m+m's, bites the cat on the a*s and turns to run out of the door.
but before her can make it his grandmother grabs him by the shirt collar and says "john, what are you doing?"
johnny says" playing truck driver."
"truck driver?" his grandma replies
"ya" replies johnny, "i'm popping pills, eatin pus*y, and hittin the road."
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I ♥ it!!!
Reply:It's not as hilarious as the other Little Johnny jokes, but it's ok
Reply:corny but funny
Reply:Little jokes deserve little laughs.
Reply:Not really... You get points for effort, but it wasn't that funny...
Reply:groan..
Reply:Don't quit you day job.
Reply:ok
Reply:LOL...
really hilarious
you get a star =)
Reply:o oukay...
Reply:Haha ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ It
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