Jokes for you?

What do you call a blonde in a jacket?


A clueless rebel


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The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition.


"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I' l l help you win."





"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leperechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.





When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"





"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.


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A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.


He is completely shocked and shouts, ''Hello, Hello, Hello!''





His wife whines, "What? No hello for me!?!"





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Reply:Second one was very good
Reply:lol very funny
Reply:They're pretty good. Some of 'em are a little corny, though.
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Reply:Some are funny.